Madonna recomienda

"I have a favorite song right now, it's called 'Ur So Gay' and you don't even like boys...have you heard it? You have to hear it! It's from an artist called Katy Perry...Oh it's so good."



I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive



No you don’t even like… PENIS